A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed.
Walking through the mall, the wife was surprised when she looked up and noticed that her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.
So she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.
Her husband in a calm voice, said, Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford? And I told you that I would get it for you one day?
His wife, crying, said, Yes, I remember that jewelry store.
He said, Well, I'm in the bar next to it.